Cosmic Measures — Support
Contact
Response target: within 2 business days (usually faster).
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Tip: include the info listed in Troubleshooting to speed things up.
About Cosmic Measures
Cosmic Measures reveals your weight and age on other worlds—while reminding you many measures are Earth-centric. It blends accurate planetary/orbital data with a playful, perspective-shifting UI.
- Primary category: Entertainment
- Secondary category: Education (maybe)
Release Notes
1.0.2 — 2026/08/06
- Big newtons (iPhone): When switching to Kg on the Earth card, the Newton conversion was being applied twice, making for a hilarious unit of force (geek).
- Em & En dash (app store description): I’ve always corrected written content that would use ellipses when trying to express a dramatic pause. I would fume that ellipses indicate unstated addition information not worth adding, or a trail off. Well, now people associate a double hyphen/en dash/em dash with something written by AI. Well, I went in and replaced my dramatic pauses with the weakest pauses, the comma, and the second weakest, the single hyphen. Sad. Fun. Love you.
1.0.1 — 2025/10/19
- Keyboard polish (iPhone): fixed a case where attaching a hardware keyboard could show two “Done” controls. The app now presents a single, appropriate control.
- Date entry stability: introduced a dedicated Date Chooser so date formatting remains consistent even when OS updates tweak the “Compact” style length.
- Feature expansion: expanded features on the iPhone and made them available for the iPad.
1.0 — 2025/10/10
- Initial release.
Version & Requirements
| App Version | Release Date | Minimum OS | Devices |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1.0.2 | 2026/08/06 | iOS/iPadOS 17+ | iPhone and iPad with A12 Bionic or newer (typical modern devices) |
| 1.0.1 | 2025/10/19 | iOS/iPadOS 17+ | iPhone and iPad with A12 Bionic or newer (typical modern devices) |
| 1.0 | 2025/10/10 | iOS/iPadOS 17+ | iPhone and iPad with A12 Bionic or newer (typical modern devices) |
Requirements unchanged since 1.0.
System Status & Known Issues
- Status: All systems normal
- Known issues: None currently. If you hit a bug, please report it using the contact button above.
Troubleshooting
Quick fixes
- Update the app to the latest version via the App Store.
- Force-quit, relaunch, and retry the action.
- Restart your device.
- Check device storage and network connectivity.
When contacting support, please include:
- App version (from Settings or About in the app)
- Device model (e.g., iPhone 15 Pro, iPad Air 5)
- iOS/iPadOS version (e.g., 18.6)
- Steps to reproduce (numbered list is ideal)
- Expected result vs. actual result
- Screenshots or a short screen recording if possible
- Whether the issue persists after reinstall / restart
FAQs
How does Cosmic Measures calculate weight on other worlds?
It multiplies your Earth weight by the surface gravity ratio of the selected body (e.g., Moon ≈ 0.165, Mars ≈ 0.38). Values are rounded for legibility.
What about age and time conversions?
Age is expressed relative to each body’s orbital period, using the Earth tropical year (365.2425 days) as a baseline for consistency.
Do you collect personal data?
Quick answer, heck no. See the Privacy Policy for details. Cosmic Measures is designed to work without creating an account.
How do refunds work?
Purchases are managed by Apple. Please use Report a Problem with your Apple ID or visit Apple Support for billing and refund requests. Cosmic Measures is a free to download App. No advertisements, no in-app purchases, no cap - straight up full-feature, full effect, trap rockin' rock!
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